Module Essay

You have been hired by the Module Company to design their newest Programming module. How will you improve it? What will you add? What will you remove? Will you offer games? Tests? How will students be graded? Be creative and design an amazing module.
To improve last year's disaster of a module, I have crafted a new and better design to put us back in the market. Immediatley entering last year's module, you may immediatley notice that an error appears telling you that your system has crashed and will need to reboot. This has been remedied. You can now enter and see a screen. We have 64 interesting and diverse lessons about computers that our users can now... use. For the purpose of this demo, lets take the lesson that is here for the purpose of this demo. Unlike last year's message saying that Windows was not able to complete this operation, this time it does work. You now get a drab, white screen with uninteresting letters on it. In addition to this, the mouse no longer disappears and will now function properly. There are a total of 31 questions on each lesson. This is to be obnoxious because 31 is an odd number. When the student had finished his mere 30 questions last year, he would get a message saying that all of his files were lost and that he would have to reboot. This time around, saving works correctley, and there is no longer any need to smash keyboards. After the lesson, the student is graded using smiley faces. Last years usage of the percentages was unsatisfying, and left the user frustrated. We hope to please the user this year, with glowing happy faces. If the student did well, the face is content, because the face doesn't need to help. If the student sucked, the face is gleaming with joy, because it gets to keep it's job. This way, the user is not angered when he/she recieves an angry face.

I hope you have enjoyed my demonstration of our new module. Thank you and have a nice day.

Dating Website Essay

You have been hired by a prominent young businessman to design a dynamic website, specifically a dating website. He wants users to be able to create profiles, upload pictures, play games, and write messages on a forum. How will you store the information? How will you display the information? How will you create the game? Obviously you aren't coding anything here, you are just describing technologies and how they relate in a coherent whole. Discuss how the technologies will interact with each other. Pretend you are writing for a nearly computer illiterate individual.
Greetings potential www.ireallyneedtogetadatebecauseidonthaveonerightnowandimatreky.com user. My name is Derek Ybor, and I'm here to walk you through the usage of our website. Lets begin by creating a profile. Using the amazing technology found in Dreamware, you can simply type your user name and email into the the boxes that day USER NAME and EMAIL, respectivley. Once you have entered this information, press the button that says NEXT at the bottom of the page. I also put this here with Dreamware. Its all in the program.

Congratulations! You are now a user. Now you need to upload a picture so that people think you look like someone. Go to the button that says UPLOAD A PICTURE to upload a picture. Use your index finger to gently tap the left button on the little rolly thingy-ma-bob that is hopefully connected to your computer. Now you click on the UPLOAD A PICTURE button. Good. Now click the picture you want to upload. If you had to be walked through with the mouse training, I doubt you have anything in there. Just click the big OK button. There. Thats all from Dreamware. Happy New Year.

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